An Exquisite Dilemma

The setup: A cat laser that automatically comes on, moves in circles around the room, pauses, then circles again — all automated to save me from having to use the hand-operated lasers. As if that weren’t friggin great enough, it’s called the “Bada Beam” (evoking a certain adult club featured on a certain HBO original series).

The dilemma: Do I buy this brilliant invention, thus proving that I am the single laziest cat owner on the face of the earth, too lame to even manipulate a cat dancer or get up to shine the hand-held laser around the apartment?

Only time will tell.