Slogan-O-Matic

This one comes via Craig’s recently employed girlfriend, Christy. The Advertising Slogan Generator plugs in your word of choice to create an all new tagline. Although Christy says, “DON’T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU,” I got a little giddy and kept hitting that Sloganize button a dozen times. So, I’m not sure if this is the first result or the twenty-first, but who cares? At long last, TurkeyMonkey has a slogan:

Give the dog a TurkeyMonkey.

And, while we’re at it, let’s put the Bad Joke Generator to work, too:

What’s TurkeyMonkey’s favorite film?
Twelve TurkeyMonkeys

Or a randomly generated product idea:

TurkeyMonkey is a laser-printer! It fits into the boot of a car!

Worst of all — worse even than the avian flu — the disease known as …

TurkeyMonkeyosis.

Cause: lack of noodles in diet

Symptoms: electric shocks, vague moodiness, mild pyromania, seeing dead people

Cure: don’t do it again

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