Soft Paws, Holiday Colors

I’m not sure whether these would go to cats on the naught or nice list. After all, most cats aren’t thrilled at the prospect of you clipping their nails and then gluing on a kind of kitty Lee Press-On Nail. But oh, those adorable colors. Who wouldn’t want to subject their cat to a little inhumane anguish for the fleeting joy that red-and-green Soft Paws bring?

(Should I just go ahead and rename the site? “CatKook” would be a much more appropriate name these days.)